I got my new charger. I’ve come out of the closet! In the interest of time, I offer another brief roundup of the day’s notable news.
- Republican Congressmen and Senators sponsor a bill to prevent the passage of the Fairness Doctrine. From the bill’s text:
The Broadcaster Freedom Act would prevent the Federal Communications Commission from implementing the Fairness Doctrine without an act of Congress.
- Rep. Nancy Pelosi pleads with the public to ignore the massive cost of Obama’s New Deal (a.k.a. ARRP.)
…focusing on the price tag alone ignores the cost of inaction and the real payoff in terms of job creation and increased revenues to our treasury.
- John McCain takes a page from the Team Obama playbook and becomes an e-panhandler.
- Porn peddlers Joe Francis and Larry Flynt are next in line in the bailout aisle.
- New leader of the National Republican Senatorial Committee John Cornyn called on Harry Reid to authorize the release of the recording of any communications between Reid and Rod Blagojevich.
- Another day, another Commerce Secretary pick involved in a Pay to Play scandal.
Time-Warner buys exclusive rights to an inaugural event, and now its just-retired CEO may head the Commerce Department.
- Hamas TV kills off Assud, the giant Jew-eating rabbit and tells the kids that Israel did it.
- President-elect BHO creates a cabinet position for a Clinton Adminstration official who was probably feeling left out.
- President-elect BHO, after previously issuing statements of position on the economy and the India terror attack, has suddenly decided that there is “only one President at a time.” Still refusing to state his position on the Israel-Hamas conflict in Gaza.
- Hard-hitting journalists at CNN offer über cool President-elect BHO anti-aging advice.
“This is not a broccoli-shunning, pork rind-eating, McDonald’s-popping guy. I mean, this is someone who eats arugula and guacamole and Hawaiian pizza,” Zinczenko told CNN.
- President George Bush and his father are forced to endure lunch with three crazy liberals.
- It is revealed, to everyone’s surprise, that the surviving Pakistani gunman from the Mumbai attacks is Pakistani.
- Ski buff in Vail gets stranded in the buff.
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